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The AI Hater's Manifesto

Ed Zitron 的立场宣示把这一波 AI 行业骂得最直白:现代软件本身已是 Rot Economy 里的技术债Google Docs 改字号会把段落变标题邮件仍是垃圾Slack/Discord 是数字埃舍尔,LLM 接入这些产品只是让 convoluted 更 convoluted,给一台可能随机删除你文件的机器更高权限不是进步最有力的对照是社会投入:万亿美金赌机器学会做事,而美国几时花过万亿让人变好他承认自己实验过 LLM:给儿子的 Minecraft 装 addon 调试 30 分钟才勉强能用,PS5 手柄 mod 会顺带搞坏菜单,唯一稳定用途是丢崩溃日志问 why broken结论:不存在 AGI,这笔钱该投回真实的人;LLM 不该进医疗/金融/心理领域,也不该像人一样说话

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The AI Hater's Manifesto

Source: https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-ai-haters-manifesto/
Author: Ed Zitron · Published: 2026-08-25
Fetched: 2026-08-26T15:43:01Z via opencli web read

English Summary

Ed Zitron's manifesto argues modern software is already tech debt inside a "Rot Economy" — Google Docs turns paragraphs into headings, Slack and Discord are digital Escher staircases — and wiring LLMs into these products only compounds the convolution; giving a machine that may randomly delete your files more authority is not progress. His sharpest contrast is social: trillion-dollar bets on teaching machines to do things, while the US never spent a trillion on making people better off. He grounds the skepticism in his own experiments — 30 minutes to get a barely-working Minecraft addon for his son, a PS5-controller mod that broke menus, with crash-log triage the only stable use — and concludes AGI is not a thing worth planning around; the money should go back to actual people, and LLMs do not belong in healthcare, finance, or therapy.

中文摘要

Ed Zitron 的立场宣示把这一波 AI 行业骂得最直白:现代软件本身已是 Rot Economy 里的技术债——Google Docs 改字号会把段落变标题、邮件仍是垃圾、Slack/Discord 是数字埃舍尔,LLM 接入这些产品只是让 convoluted 更 convoluted,给一台「可能随机删除你文件」的机器更高权限不是进步。最有力的对照是社会投入:万亿美金赌机器学会做事,而「美国几时花过万亿让人变好」。他承认自己实验过 LLM:给儿子的 Minecraft 装 addon 调试 30 分钟才勉强能用,PS5 手柄 mod 会顺带搞坏菜单,唯一稳定用途是丢崩溃日志问 why broken。结论:不存在 AGI,这笔钱该投回真实的人;LLM 不该进医疗/金融/心理领域,也不该像人一样说话。

Why It Matters

AI 批评侧的基准文本:论据不是直觉而是社会投入的对照与亲身实验的失败样本,做 AI 产业分析时这是必须能反驳(或引用)的一篇。

Obsidian Evidence

  • AK-RSS Digest 摘要(OpenClaw定时任务/AK-RSS-Digest(89源精选)/2026-08-26-AK-RSS-Digest.md)第 3 条:「他承认自己实验过 LLM,给儿子 Minecraft 装 addon 用 AI 调试花了 30 分钟才勉强能用……唯一稳定的用途是丢崩溃日志进去问 why broken」。

Provenance

  • 选题来源: OpenClaw定时任务/AK-RSS-Digest(89源精选)/2026-08-26-AK-RSS-Digest.md
  • 正文由 opencli web read 抓取(存档于 AAIF 工作目录),本页摘要与判断锚定在抓取正文与 digest 摘要上。
  • 本页由 AAIF daily-intake-evening 任务生成(2026-08-26)。