A SKILL.md for commenting on Hacker News
原文链接: https://blog.coredump.cx/p/a-skillmd-for-commenting-on-hacker
作者: lcamtuf
发布时间: 2026-09-26
源: 每日入库 daily-intake-evening (2026-09-28)
摘要
lcamtuf 的讽刺短文：为在 HN 上评论写了一份 SKILL.md，格式完全对齐 agent 技能文件的规范，内容却是掷骰子决定用哪种经典 HN 评论套路——读文章只挑与主旨无关的最弱一句宣称不想读了、不读文章先讲湾区往事、以博士学位开场宣称胡说八道又解释不清概念，等等。妙处在于双关：SKILL.md 是真实存在的 agent 技能规范，把一套人类网络行为学包装成 agent 可执行的技能，既嘲讽了 HN 评论文化，也顺带演示了技能文件的表达力。轻量但有传播度，适合做 agent 技能文化观察的注脚。
English Summary
lcamtuf's satirical piece writes a SKILL.md for commenting on Hacker News, in full agent-skill-file format, where a d6 roll selects the classic HN playbook: quote the weakest tangential sentence without engaging, open with a Bay Area humble brag, invoke a doctorate to dismiss the piece while failing to explain it. The joke cuts twice — skewering HN comment culture while showing how naturally human social rituals map onto agent skill files.
为什么值得关注
用 agent 技能文件的格式写 HN 评论套路学，讽刺与规范演示一箭双雕
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来源文件: 2026-09-28-A-SKILL-md-for-commenting-on-Hacker-News.md
A SKILL.md for commenting on Hacker News
作者: lcamtuf
发布时间: 2026-09-25T16:40:45.355Z
原文链接: https://blog.coredump.cx/p/a-skillmd-for-commenting-on-hacker
A SKILL.md for commenting on Hacker News
Sep 26, 2026
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Roll a d6.
If you rolled “1”:
1. Read the article.
2. Find and quote the weakest sentence. Must be tangential to the main thesis.
3. Say _“This makes me not want to read the article.”_
If you rolled “2”:
1. Do not read the article.
2. SF Bay Area humble brag: _“This reminds me of the time I met Steve Jobs...”_
If you rolled “3”:
1. Open with _“I have a doctorate in point-set topology. This is utter nonsense.”_
2. Fail to explain the concept correctly.
If you rolled “4”:
1. _“You no longer need to pay for software. I just spin up an agent swarm.”_
2. Your token budget is $7,000 a day.
If you rolled “5”:
_“I agree that the emergence of the techno-surveillance state is appalling. But as the lead of facial recognition at Flock, I just don’t know what a single person can do.”_
If you rolled “6”:
_“I browse with HTML disabled. This site did not load for me.”_
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